Zoidland!

• Looking at the coffee mug-shaped hole on his desk, Jeff realizes there was, indeed, something he forgot to pack in his lunchbag today… #
• Was doing a quiz on authors of book series and couldn’t remember the names of the authors who wrote the Berenstain Bears. :facepalm: #
• Guh… Why does it take Firefox, like, 3 minutes to start on my PC? Why, o why?! (pant, pant) #
• Tonight on Schlock News: Could the “Hokey Pokey” be a hate crime? http://tinyurl.com/9tmn49 All this, plus your Wacky Weather update at 10! #
• Is there a word for fear of being deemed a moron by the barista when ordering a froufy coffee drink? Chinophobia? Frappophobia? #
• When I walked to my car this AM, the clouds looked like God was snuggling up with a celestial fleece blanket. And then it started snowing… #
• Us at grocery store- Me: Do you want the unscented baby wipes? Wife: As opposed to? Me: …The “scented” ones? (Srsly: label said that) #
• Wow, it’s so windy, I swear I just saw some cackling woman fly by my window on a bicycle… #
• Dag… Baby Girl is definitely sick. Just threw up -again-. #
• Time for some Pad Thai and a grapefruit. Targeting torpedoes on the sinus cavities… #

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• So… The wife’s car’s doors were frozen shut & my car’s e-brake was frozen “on”. I think I’m justified in saying it’s a bit nippy out. #
• Bah! BBC America shows Blackadder’s Xmas Carol tonight & rather than having BBCA on my cable lineup, I’ve got 12 sports chans I never watch! #
• Main roads between Lititz and Brownstown were just wet, but still idiot-covered… Side roads are still icky. #
• Had no idea there was a version of the Chipmunks Christmas song without Dave babbling orders on the side. Thanks XPN! #
• “Don’t tell Daddy what we wrapped for him!” my wife says. My son says, “Okay. I’m not allowed to say the word ‘magnets’!” I love my family. #
• The sausage-apple ring is ready to bake in the morning, the stockings are stuffed, the wife is freshly footie-pajama’ed… G’night, all. #
• Mmm…got $25 worth of iTunes giftiness. Any suggestions, all? #
• Okay, so normally, if my daughter breathes heavily IN THE NEXT ROOM, I wake up. We have an earthquake, and I sleep through it? WTH? #
• Hrm…It appears that the inter-web-i-tude-i-nets may be having some issues. One of the big carriers is down… #
• So, a week ago, Second Life ran just fine (if a bit slow) on my Dell Dim E310. Today it refuses to load. Joy. #
• Gave up on trying to get Second Life to work, went for a walk with the kiddos & got @jacksvalentine some cocoa. RL > Geekdom. #

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Hey, all–

Sorry for the lack of comic this week, but my life tends to be a little busy ’round this-here holiday. That’s what ya get when you work for a church, eh? But in any case, I, the Eponymous Neaner, Little Man, Baby Girl, Demon Spawn (aka, the cat), Zoid, Scrappy, and Jane all wish you the best of times through the holiday season. No, Mitch doesn’t, but don’t take it too personally. Seriously.

Merry (whatever)!

–Jeff

• Bah! BBC America shows Blackadder’s Xmas Carol tonight & rather than having BBCA on my cable lineup, I’ve got 12 sports chans I never watch! #

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• So… The wife’s car’s doors were frozen shut & my car’s e-brake was frozen “on”. I think I’m justified in saying it’s a bit nippy out. #

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• Got home from running the Xmas Eve service and ate a chicken-fried chicken TV dinner. So bad for the health, but so happy for the tummy. #

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• Ah, so THIS is what the pivot point of a seesaw feels like. Extended family Christmas dinners are just … just … awesome. Ahem. #

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• Guh… Burger King’s meat-scented cologne is REAL? I weep for future generations. #

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• I’d never heard of “Wordy Rappinghood” by the Tom Tom Club before XPN played it today. I wish to never hear it again. Deal? #
• Anyone ever notice the weird flavor cross-over between institutional coffee and movie theater popcorn? No? Erm…nevermind, then… #

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• Hm…There was a massive raid against the Sicilian mafia in Palermo. My great-grandfather came from Palermo… Again: Hm… #
• Just barely flurrying in Brownstown #
• Jason Linkins: “I believe President Bush just threw both his shoes at our intelligence. Duck!” http://tinyurl.com/5mr68r #

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