My clock radio is set to go off at 6AM. When it does, I hear a local independent radio station, and I spend usually a good half hour or so lounging in bed, listening. Most of the time, this is fairly cool. I hear artists that one rarely hears on the mainstream stations, and I’ve discovered quite a few new acts that have rocketed up into my favorites (e.g., The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, etc.).

Some mornings, it doesn’t go quite so well. One day last week, after an ending bit from Steely Dan (the Kings of what I term “’70s-era Lame Rock”), the station began veering all over the place, stylistically. Swedish rock, Latino punk, 21st century melancholic chanteuse, soul-funk, and later Neil Diamond and Thompson Twins. Any one or two of those would’ve been fine at any given time. But all together? It really felt like a tequila-fueled playlist that equated to hangover barf at 6AM. Thusly, tonight’s comic.

Full Disclosure: I am a financial contributor to said independent radio station. I suppose, consequently, that I have no one to blame but myself. I hope I’ve learned a good lesson from all this.