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	<title>Zoidland! &#187; job</title>
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	<link>http://zoidland.com</link>
	<description>A comic about TV, geeks, and the politics that annoy them.</description>
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		<title>Good Talk</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2011/03/07/good-talk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[egg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2011/03/07/good-talk/" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!"><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2011-03-07-349.png" alt="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" class="comicthumbnail" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" />
</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2011/03/07/good-talk/" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!"><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2011-03-07-349.png" alt="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" class="comicthumbnail" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" />
</a></p>If you had the opportunity to have a guaranteed lifetime position as a spokesperson/mascot for a generally indescribable breakfast meat-like product, would you take it? And if so, would you be able to look the people behind the counter at GNC in the eye?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2011/03/07/good-talk/" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!"><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2011-03-07-349.png" alt="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" class="comicthumbnail" title="I didn't work a single day last week while I was perfecting my egg-launch trajectory!" />
</a></p><p>If you had the opportunity to have a guaranteed lifetime position as a spokesperson/mascot for a generally indescribable breakfast meat-like product, would you take it? And if so, would you be able to look the people behind the counter at GNC in the eye?</p>
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		<title>Fight the Power</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2010/07/12/fight-the-power/</link>
		<comments>http://zoidland.com/2010/07/12/fight-the-power/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corporation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/07/12/fight-the-power/" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired.""><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2010-07-12-318.png" alt=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" />
</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/07/12/fight-the-power/" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired.""><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2010-07-12-318.png" alt=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" />
</a></p>Upon completion of this comic, the Eponymous Neaner declared, &#8220;Y&#8217;know, your brain is a scary place.&#8221; Psh. Like she has any idea. I should know. I&#8217;ve been there often.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/07/12/fight-the-power/" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired.""><img src="http://zoidland.com/comics-rss/2010-07-12-318.png" alt=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Then, I found out I could now buy 70 pounds of cheez balls there. That's why I'm so tired."" />
</a></p><p>Upon completion of this comic, the Eponymous Neaner declared, &#8220;Y&#8217;know, your brain is a scary place.&#8221;</p>
<p>Psh. Like she has any idea. I should know. I&#8217;ve been there often.</p>
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		<title>Please Fill Out Form Catch-22</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2010/02/08/please-fill-out-form-catch-22/</link>
		<comments>http://zoidland.com/2010/02/08/please-fill-out-form-catch-22/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Linh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republican]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unemployment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/02/08/please-fill-out-form-catch-22/" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-02-08-296.gif" alt=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" />
</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/02/08/please-fill-out-form-catch-22/" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-02-08-296.gif" alt=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" />
</a></p>If you need a refresher, Cole was first seen in this strip, and this one. Finally gave him a name tonight. He should be thanking me, despite the fact that he really comes off as a jerk in tonight&#8217;s strip. Gotta give a little to get a little, Cole. By the way, Linh&#8217;s experience is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/02/08/please-fill-out-form-catch-22/" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-02-08-296.gif" alt=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Oh, look who's sounding all Macho!" "I'm gonna kick your butt all the way to Machu Picchu!" "Who ordered the Nacho platter?"" />
</a></p><p>If you need a refresher, Cole was first seen in <a href="http://www.zoidland.com/2009/06/23/fair-and-balanced/" target="_blank">this strip</a>, and <a href="http://www.zoidland.com/2009/06/29/thats-a-lotta-soy-milk/" target="_blank">this one</a>. Finally gave him a name tonight. He should be thanking me, despite the fact that he really comes off as a jerk in tonight&#8217;s strip. Gotta give a little to get a little, Cole.</p>
<p>By the way, Linh&#8217;s experience is nothing like my own personal experience. My part-time job is at a church, not a grocery store. Couldn&#8217;t be more different. Ahem.</p>
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		<title>Silent, But Deadly</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2010/01/25/silent-but-deadly/</link>
		<comments>http://zoidland.com/2010/01/25/silent-but-deadly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assassins]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/25/silent-but-deadly/" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed."><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-25-294.gif" alt="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." class="comicthumbnail" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." />
</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/25/silent-but-deadly/" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed."><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-25-294.gif" alt="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." class="comicthumbnail" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." />
</a></p>Any of you reading out there ever wonder just where Zoidland came from? Curious about some of my internal processes in creating the strip? Have 45 minutes or so to kill, now that Conan&#8217;s off the air? Check out my conversation with Daniel Klotz and David Moulton on this week&#8217;s episode of The Lancast! I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/25/silent-but-deadly/" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed."><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-25-294.gif" alt="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." class="comicthumbnail" title="They leave scrapple out to dry for three days, then carve it into throwing stars. Even if you don't die, you're still repulsed." />
</a></p><p>Any of you reading out there ever wonder just where Zoidland came from? Curious about some of my internal processes in creating the strip? Have 45 minutes or so to kill, now that Conan&#8217;s off the air?</p>
<p>Check out my conversation with Daniel Klotz and David Moulton on this week&#8217;s episode of <a href="http://www.thelancast.com/jeff-burkholder-writing-web-comics" target="_blank">The Lancast</a>! I had an awesome time gabbing with the guys about not only Zoidland and Gloaming Gap, but also about the genre of webcomics in general, and a few other topics here and there, to boot. Listen and enjoy! Or don&#8217;t, I suppose. Kinda tough to mandate that.</p>
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		<title>Premonition</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2010/01/18/premonition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/18/premonition/" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-18-293.gif" alt=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" />
</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/18/premonition/" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-18-293.gif" alt=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" />
</a></p>Yes, I&#8217;m playing on this topic for a second week. &#8220;Write what you know,&#8221; y&#8217;know?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2010/01/18/premonition/" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!""><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2010-01-18-293.gif" alt=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" class="comicthumbnail" title=""Forget golden parachutes! I want to go Golden Parasailing!"" />
</a></p><p>Yes, I&#8217;m playing on this topic for a second week. &#8220;Write what you know,&#8221; y&#8217;know?</p>
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		<title>Resume Workshop</title>
		<link>http://zoidland.com/2003/10/31/015/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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</a></p><p><a href="http://zoidland.com/2003/10/31/015/" title="Resume Workshop"><img src="http://zoidland.com//comics/2003-10-31-015.gif" alt="Resume Workshop" class="comicthumbnail" title="Resume Workshop" />
</a></p>Uncategorized for October 31, 2003 &#8211; 015]]></description>
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</a></p><p>Uncategorized for October 31, 2003 &#8211; 015</p>
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